Your ship isn’t real incest, you posers!
Yeah, well, our ship is GODLY!
Our ship caused the apocalypse AND stopped it! Beat that!
Our ship can be gay OR straight!
Ours would literally go to hell for each other!
Ours has movies, shows, and comics!
Ours has a long-running TV show and a comic series!
You have a comic series?
Yes, released by DC.
…Oh now this is DC vs. Marvel.
Bring it on, bitch.